Kitty and Penny Take Over

Hi. My name is Kitty. Today I will be writing Jami’s blog. You’re welcome world. Things I love; food, eating food, looking at food, watching humans eat food, going outside, eating grass, eating rabbit poop, stabbing people with my talons, Penny, punching Penny in the face, bullying Penny, sleeping, using my eyebrows to get what I want, annoying others, people aggressively patting my head, running around naked, and most of all my mom (at least that’s what I tell her).

Hello. My name is Penelope Jane, but you can call me Penny, Penelope Cruz, Penne pasta, penn state, pumpkin spice latte, pendulum, or peñata. Things I love include, my mom, outsmarting Kitty, my mom, breakfast, dinner, treats, my mom, our friends, night night, my mom, wine, long walks in the woods, that one ugly tennis ball in the dog run that mom never lets me take home, my blanket, barking at every single sound that comes from outside of the apartment, my mom, naps, cuddling, sitting on the back of the couch, PAKOUR!, my mom, and most of all my my mom.

We like living with our moms. And cuddling with each other. Sometimes we fight over toys, but Kitty usually wins because she’s a bully. When our moms are away at work, we face time with each other in our crates and scheme to keep our moms on their toes. Penny is the brains, Kitty is the brawn, but one thing we’re both really good at though, is peeing on the carpet.

Our moms think we are pretty cool, and we are glad to have them as our moms.

Actually I (Penny), really have to pee, and my mom’s not listening to me, so we have to go now. And Kitty just punched my in the face… typical.

Thanks for reading,

Love,

Kitty and Penny

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